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Barcelona’s Dani Alves puts in an ankle-breaking challenge
[Dirty Tackle]

Pompey insist Tony Adams is going nowhere
[Goal.com]

David Beckham still wants to piss off America and stay in Milan
[FourFourTwo]

Robbie Keane wants to re-pay Tottenham’s great fans
[Daily Mail]

More on Real Madrid’s tolerance of fascism
[WSC]

Zenit confirm the Arshavin switch (yawn)
[4TheGame]

Djibril Cisse has got some style
[MRWF]