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Dimitar Berbatov’s ex Daniela Arnaut wants to “bed” Ronaldo (we love it when “bed” is used as a verb)
[The Sun]

Nightclub assault: Micah Richards is in trouble with the law
[Guardian]

Alex Curran doesn’t want young girls to get big fake boobs (like she did)
[MRWF]

Who is Manchester United’s secret UV ray sunbather?
[Off The Post]

Politics: Ibrahim Dagasan plants a Palestinian flag in the centre-circle
[101 Great Goals]

Shay Given makes some bitchy comments about Newcastle
[Football365]

Strict new rules in the Blue Square Premier
[Soccerlens]

Sorry Fergie, a whisky company won’t be sponsoring Manchester Utd
[Daily Mail]