Chelsea’s new interim governor Raymond Wilkins knows all about Big Phil, but what of Big Kevin?

This, from scurrilous gossip outfit Popbitch, not a couple of weeks ago…

>> Butch teabag and the sunlounger kid <<
The life and times of a top football coach

This week we saw news that Chelsea boss Felipe Scolari was sending his assistant Ray “Butch” Wilkins out on a charm offensive. “That’s funny”, we thought. Our football contacts suggest Wilkins is not the best liked man in football. It reminded us about a story we heard from Wilkins’ days as Gianluca Vialli’s assistant at Watford. Vialli’s style of management of this struggling, cash-poor club used to involve as many expensive lunches, washed down with fine wines, and “training” trips abroad. On one such trip to Italy. The manager and his assistant maintained their usual commitment to man-management and rigorous training sessions with a long lunch, followed by a nap on the loungers by the hotel pool.

The players decided to have a little fun at their expense. Goalkeeping coach Kevin Hitchcock was known at the time for having one of the biggest wangs in football. He was persuaded to teabag Butch. Hitchcock stood behind Wilkins’ lounger and unzipped his cock. He then, from behind, laid it out across Wilkins face so that his plums flopped across Butch’s face and the tip of his penis rested in his assistant manager’s open mouth.