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Brazil win the International Showboating of the week Award hands down
[101GG]

Some MLS coaches were nearly killed by a wreckless eight year old boy
[WithLeather]

Ancelotti rules himself out of the Chelsea manager position
[The Guardian]

Robbie Savage wins points for the Lamborghini, but loses them instantly for the Ugg boots
[Kickette]

Bianca Gascoigne is a little tipsy at work
[DJMick]

Usain Bolt is a great dancer
[Stern]

Oldham’s fetching pink strip
[The Telegraph]

Our new favourite blog (Warning: not suitable for impressionable Americans)
[ThisIsWhyYoureFat]

Ryan Giggs signs a new contract with Manchester Utd
[Daily Mail]