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Dirty Tackle present Brazil’s sleepiest football fan

Video: A very unfriendly friendly match
[101GG]

Are Tottenham planning to swoop for Armand Traore?
[FansFC]

The Premier League’s evil team of lawyers think of new ways to ruin our fun
[The Offside]

The Beckham Milan deal is all set to go ahead today
[Sky Sports]

In light of Mr Beckham’s imminent break up with America, here’s the other British stars playing in the MLS
[Daily Mail]

Now that’s a sexy plane!
[WithLeather]

Venables “is the right man for Newcastle,” apparently
[The Telegraph]