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Wayne Rooney gets merked, Rio Ferdinand acts in a manner befitting a film producer, online publisher and Observer Sport Monthly editor
[101GG]

Avram Grant really wants the Portsmouth job
[The Daily Mail]

Another reason why Facebook and football don’t mix
[Unprofessional Foul]

The Special One promises to come back and rescue Chelsea one day
[Fox Sports]

The break up: Lampsie and his WAG Elen Rives have called it a day
[Kickette]

Rafa Benitez is kicking up more contract fuss at Liverpool
[The Guardian]

Gianfranco Zola wants West ham fans to leave Boa Morte alone
[The Metro]