Brazilian model Jaciara offered six figures to bare all

In terms of confusion, the plot of Deco’s love life is right up there with quantum psychics and David Lynch films.

The Portuguese midfielder had already nothce dup a divorce when he met fellow surname-denouncer Jaciara at a party. The pair married in 2005 and had two children. Unfortunately, Deco decided to do it with a prostitute while the press were watching, and the couple divorced in March last year.

Deco then moved on to high profile relationships with Ana Paula and Luiz Felipe Scolari, while Jaciara went at it with former Portgual captain Fernando Couto.

Following Big Phil’s impromptu exit from Deco’s life, the divorced couple have reunited, and Jaciara has been offered a six figure sum (presumably in Euros, not crappy worthless sterling) to pose for Playboy magazine.

The Brazilian beauty wouldn’t have been the first WAG to grace the pages of Heff’s grot mag, but has declined out of respect for her cheating, hooker-loving ex-husband:

“It was a good opportunity but I don’t want to ruin the good relationship I’ve got with Deco at the moment.”

Spoiler bonus: Check out the vast array of WAGs who have taken the Playboy plunge