Doyley’s assist brings new meaning to the term “nuts”

An extract from the match report on the Watford FC website following their FA Cup defeat to Chelsea on Saturday:

“Watford did well to play the ball out of defence to Doyley and he played a magnificent ball with the outside of his right ball to put Priskin clean in behind the Chelsea defence and the substitute kept his head as Cech advanced, and although the keeper got part of his body to it he was unable to prevent the ball looping in.”

We’ve studied the video of the goal several times, and still can’t see how Doyley threads the through ball with his junk…

UPDATE: Boo! Watford have now changed the match report.