Winger continues to juggle two hot ladies

Trying to keep up to date with Jermaine Pennant’s love life is like like trying to keep up with a Formula One car on foot.

Here’s the story so far: In 2007, the Portsmouth loan star was living with Page Three girl Amii Grove, until she caught him rutting another lady on his own CCTV cameras.

Soon after, the drink driving fan hooked up with Jennifer Metcalfe, also known as the  unscrupulous Mercedes McQueen in Hollyoaks.

The couple soon split, at which point Pennant proposed to former flame Amii Grove in a graveyard. Despite causing £200,000 worth of damage when she orginally split with him, the topless model agreed to be his wife.

Things didn’t work out with his Page 3 fiance, and they split last month.

Now, The Daily Mail report that the Hollyoaks hottie is giving Pennant yet another try:

Footballer Jermaine Pennant was back in the arms of Hollyoaks actress Jennifer Metcalfe on Valentine’s Day, shortly after splitting from page three model Amii Grove.

Jermaine called of his engagement with Amii, admitting he ‘couldn’t give her what she wants’.

The pair were seen together holding hands and queuing to get into the Funky Buddha nightclub in London’s plush Mayfair.

Thinking about this bizarre love triangle too much is enough to cause a brain aneurysm, so we’ll let Daily Mail commenter Adam sum things up: “They’re all as stupid as each other..I just hope they never breed.”