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Ryan Babel is rapping once again
[Read the translation at Zoo]

Dimitar Berbatov suffers from chronic hat hair
[Off The Post]

South Africa throw a party for their uncompleted World Cup stadium
[The Offside]

This year’s Italian Supercup will be held in… Beijing
[Dirty Tackle]

Are Villa chasing Micah Richards?
[Caught Offside]

Tevez wants to stay at Manchester Utd
[Daily Mail]

Even though their in financial dire straits, Valencia won’t sell David Villa to Manchester City
[The Telegraph]