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Jimmy Bullard is out for the rest of the season
[Sky Sports]

David Villa keeps his tiny little beard thing warm
[Kickette]

Chelsea continue their interest in Yuri Zhirkov
[The Telegraph]

Arsenal to swoop for unhappy Real Madrid striker Klaas-Jan Huntelaar
[The Mirror]

Setanta Sports News’ hot presenter Charlotte Jackson broke her nose
[Busted Coverage]

Cheryl Cole at last night’s Brit Awards
[Daily Mail]