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Win a date with WAG Nicola McLean (NSFW)
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Mourinho wants Tevez
[The Telegraph]

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Arshavin doesn’t trust English hairdressers
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Cristiano Ronaldo handed a bill for the tunnel he destroyed in his Ferrari
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Gary Neville is the latest old man to get a contract extension at Old Trafford
[Sky Sports]