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Avram Grant enjoys some face time with Kobe Bryant
[Dirty Tackle]

Yet more football violence in South America
[Unprofessional Foul]

Frank Lampard was “cleaning his balls” when Jose Mourinho told him he was the best player in the world
[Daily Mail]

Cristiano Ronaldo says it’s time to “kill or be killed”
[Sky Sports]

Stan Collymore thinks Liverpool should get rid of Benitez or Parry
[The Mirror]

Alex Ferguson says Real Madrid are “too slow”
[The Independent]

Why Chelsea will finish above Villa
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