Do you spit at your mother with that mouth, El Hadji?

[WARNING: Very NSFW language]

We all know that Blackburn’s El Hadji Diouf is a lovely chap who would bend over backwards to expend his generous nature on his fellow man, but these phone pranksters appear to have caught the Senegalese star at a rather bad time. Off the Post have procured what appears to be a recording of genuine phone call, where Diouf references his large genitalia, his impressive bank balance and his desire to fornicate with the caller’s mother and one-year-old daughter.

In Diouf’s defence, it isn’t nice to be phoned up by strangers and abused, but he probably could have handled the situation a little better.

Spoiler bonus: Here’s some more light-hearted prankery in the form of “Steve Staunton’s” recent call to Peter Kenyon.