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Chantelle Houghton has split with Premier League love rat Jermaine Defoe
[News of the World]

Cristiano Ronaldo does not think he should have been booked for diving yesterday
[Sky Sports]

German footballer-turned-porn star Eva Roob is still owrking the pole
[Dirty Tackle]

Like all the cool kids, we are “Tweeting”
[Twitter]

Martin Samuel considers Tottenham’s lack of direction
[Daily Mail]

Arsene Wenger says the Gunners’ goal drought is psychological
[The Telegraph]