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POW! Right in the kisser!
[101GG]

Alex tries to kill Peter Crouch
[Off The Post]

Why Newcastle could maybe get some kind of result when Manchester Utd visit tonight.
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Luka Modric denies speculation that he is off to Italy
[FansFC]

West Ham are talking to five prospective new owners
[Daily Mail]

WAG Chanelle Hayes has misplaced her clothes (slightly NSFW)
[CamelTap]

Harry Redknapp runs an alcohol-free club - bad news for Ledley King
[Daily Express]