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Scott Parker thrashes around like a fish out of water during last night’s game
[Dirty Tackle]

Danielle Lloyd has been made a WAG again by a Spurs star
[The People]

Ashley Cole has been arrested for being a moron drunk and disorderly
[Football365]

Eyal Berkovic assaulted a coach who substituted his son
[Off The Post]

Fabregas says he will leave Arsenal if Wenger goes
[Daily Mail]

Leo Messi laughs off the £100m Manchester City transfer rumours
[Sky Sports]

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