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Why Steven Taylor should have been sent off last night

March 5th, 2009 · 6 Comments

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Newcastle star guilty of the worst comeback of all time

Having faced fierce criticism from Luka Modric for his theatrics yesterday, one would have hoped that Cristiano Ronaldo would tone things down at St James’ park. Alas, when he was manhandled/ bitchslapped by Steven Taylor, he let out a scream that his new girlfriend in Portugal would have heard.

Taylor was very lucky to escape a red card for his incident - which was compounded by a two-footed lunge on Michael Carrick - and had to be separated from his Portuguese rival in the tunnel by ref Steve Bennett and Rio Ferdinand.

C-Ron, who isn’t having much luck in tunnels this season, confronted the Newcastle defender and shouted, “”Your style of football is s**t!” As a means of retaliation, all Taylor could muster from his insult locker was: “Well you are ugly!”

If that atrocious comeback isn’t worthy of an instant dismissal, we don’t know what is.

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Posted: March 5th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey



6 responses so far

  • 1 jack // Mar 5, 2009 at 9:19 am

    that tunnel mustve amplified ronaldo’s baby screams…putty moutn ferdinand mustve help with his tunnel syndrome. Those should be in a soapie or something…

  • 2 Michael // Mar 5, 2009 at 9:26 am

    Lovable Man United.

    More than the usual amount of contact needed for Ronaldo to go down like a sack of spuds.

  • 3 JC // Mar 5, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Wow, another male Ronaldo fawner. You’re gay.

  • 4 Mish // Mar 5, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    That was hardly a fucking foul. Is this tripe always written by wanker Mancs?

    Ronaldo’s a diving sack of shite and the last time I checked football was supposed to be a man’s game.

  • 5 BRONER // Mar 5, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    This is exactally why he is a sissy. You fall you dont go flying! I mean come on foul? psh if he falls like a normal man he gets foul easy as that but its a joke to see someone flying like that. Much respect for his skill he is great but man I just cant stand his attitude.

  • 6 No Foul // Mar 6, 2009 at 10:05 am

    He doesnt know the meaning of sportsmanship, he’s a dirty diving little git who should be shown a redd every time he does it.

    Ifsomeone is going to foul him PLEASE, PLEASE give him something to make him cry about.

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