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Video: (Fat) Ronaldo scores his first goal for Corinthians
[Off The Post]

Milan line up £30m bid for Nemanja Vidic and Jonny Evans
[Daily Mail]

Fergie thinks Inter will play for penalties
[The Guardian]

Mourinho claims he may have to play a striker in defence
[Football365]

Didier Drogba thinks the new Chelsea boss is ignoring him
[The Telegraph]

Cheryl Cole is upset with Cashley
[WAGs Blog]