Serbian is sticking with the rain and “joyless fans” of Manchester

Nemanja Vidic has made no secret of his opinions concerning dirty smelly rainy miserable Manchester, but rumours of a summer switch to slightly-less-rainy Milan are a load of crap, according to his agent.

When asked about the reported £20m transfer, Silvano Martina told Goal.com:

“No way, this is just some crazy rubbish”

“I have already spoken with the journalist who wrote the article and explained that there is no truth in this report.

“Vidic loves it in Manchester and will stay put.”

It looks as if Milan will have to look elsewhere to bolster their defence for 2009/10, as Alessandro Nesta and 412-year-old captain Paolo Maldini look set to call it a day.