The words “banjo” and “cow’s backside” spring to mind

Last night’s Copa Libertadores clash between Brazilian side Gremio and Colombia’s Boyaca Chico will be remembered for nothing else except the devastatingly bad triple miss of Gremio attacking midfielder Jonas. Even Nicklas Bendtner would have put one of those away!

Spoiler bonus: Jonas may be feeling pretty sorry for himself, but he can always bask in the glory of getting a shout out at every single Weezer concert…

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