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Boudewijn Zenden perfects the ‘disappear into a box’ goal celebration
[Off The Post]

Elano left Robinho a secret message on his Lamborghini
[Daily Mail]

Nicky Butt thinks Newcastle are going backwards
[Sky Sports]

Is this Manchester City’s new home shirt for 09/10?
[EPL Talk]

WAG Nicola McLean and her giant chest enjoy some exercise
[On205th]

Hull assistant manager Brian Horton is making an official complaint about Cesc Fabregas
[BBC]

Sunderland have been ‘alerted’ to Diego Forlan’s imminent availability
[Tribal Football]