No Vauxhall Nova is safe around Barcelona striker

After years of trying to sell us compact cars, Thierry Henry has blown one up in his latest advert.

The chaps at Reebok decided the best way to market their Valde boot is to show some potentially lethal consequences of their use. It’s a fairly decent concept, but we can’t help thinking the money would have been much better spent in making the boot a bit less ugly.