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Despite having a famous French Algerian daddy, Zinedine Zidane’s son Enzo has been called up for Spain’s U15 side
[The Offside]

A Royal marine plays the classic ‘fake arm’ gag on David Beckham
[Off The Post]

Having a moronic husband in no way limits Cheryl Cole’s ability to look hot in PVC
[The Sun]

Manchester Utd are keeping an eye on young French striker Sofiane Feghouli
[Tribal Football]

Spain demonstrate the correct way to launch a new kit: with face paint
[Kickette]

Steve McClaren is to blame for the frosty Spurs/ England relations
[Daily Mail]