Magpies flirt with prospect of fizzy pop league football next season

Following Tottenham’s decision to stop playing Gareth Bale in league games, and therefore give themselves a chance of winning some league games, The Spoiler has made the bold decision to retire the Tottenham Interactive Relegation Predictor. Congratulations Spurs fans, and here’s to another top flight season of false expectation and delusions of grandeur.

Now our attentions have turned to the team with the third biggest stadium and the eighteenth best points tally. With a run-in that includes Chelsea, Liverpool and Aston Villa, things look a little bleak in the north east. To see if Newcastle can beat the drop, click here to predict the outcome of their remaining games.

Click here to launch the Newcastle Relegation predictor