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In between one of her holidays and nightclub visits, Chantelle Houghton tells us that WAGs have a hard life
[Dirty Tackle]

Craig Bellamy is staying positive
[Off The Post]

Rafael van der Vaart plays down links with Chelsea
[Clubcall]

Coleen Rooney is pregnant
[MRWF]

BREAKING NEWS: John Terry’s Mum did not steal £800 worth of goods from Tesco and M&S. It was actually £1,450.
[The Sun]

Spurs look set to end their quest for Stuart Downing
[Daily Mail]

Arsenal board member Stan Kroenke has increased his share in the club
[The Telegraph]