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Is it a social faux pas to hump your national team mascot?
[Dirty Tackle]

Very important cheerleader news
[WithLeather]

Manchester Utd’s ‘Manager idol’ competition announcement coincides with April Fools’ Day
[The Offside]

Things are looking grim for the Saints
[BBC]

Iain Dowie is set to join the Toon revolution. Possibly.
[Sky Sports]

Daniel Agger will tattoo the entire Liverpool squad if they win the league
[The Sun]

Goal.cm clearly aren’t interested in any serious news today
[Goal.com]