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Finally, some video of Jose Mourinho’s Italian lapdance

Are Chelsea planning a double swoop for Ancelotti and Kaka?
[Tribal Football]

Quickly, follow us on Twitter before it goes out of fashion!
[Twitter]

Fabio Cannavaro loves him some Disney
[Kickette]

If Robinho wants to be the best player in the world, he should stop being so bloody lazy
[Sky Sports]

638-year-old Milan captain isn’t looking forward to retiring
[Goal.com]

Tottenham compete with Inter for Gambian youngster Ebrima Bojang
[Mirror]