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German national striker Mario Gomez appeared on a German Saturday night TV show, and was duly made to look like a chump by an amateur
[101GG]

Danielle Lloyd’s 2010calendar shoot
[News of the World]

Brazil claim Adriano is “going through a difficult time”
[Goal.com]

Want to own Keeley Hazell’s wellies? Us neither
[eBay]

Jeff Stelling makes a balls-up on Soccer Saturday
[Off The Post]

Tom Brady and Gisele have security issues
[Deadspin]

Rio Ferdinand is still expected to be out for the Champions League this year
[Football365]