Has Chelsea star become Die Mannschaft’s whipping boy?

Poor old Michael Ballack. Not only was his sovereignty as Germany captain questioned by happy slapper Lukas Podolski, but his personal space has also been invaded by Crouch-alike defender Per Mertesacker.

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