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Hot stuff: Sergio Ramos proves that the aviators, diamond earrings and mullet look can be pulled off
[Kickette]

Bernd Schuster spills the beans on Madrid’s obsessive pursuit of Cristiano Ronaldo
[Goal.com]

An awesome scorpion kick goal from Mexico
[The Offside]

Six Manchester City summer target rumours
[Tribal Football]

If Chelsea win a trophy this season, Hiddink may stay
[Daily Mail]

Oba Martins patches things up with ALan Shearer
[The Telegraph]

Some very important Danielle Bux information
[Danielle Bux]