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Either Leo Messi is diving, or he has incredibly slow reactions
[Off The Post]

Chelsea’s FA Cup celebrations get violent
[Daily Star]

Andy Roddick will be serenaded by Elton John when he marries WAG Brooklyn Decker
[WithLeather and Egotastic]

Five things the Premier League would copyright if they could
[The Offside]

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A Bundesliga club refunded fans after a crappy performance
[Sports Rubbish]

‘Arry isn’t that keen on qualifying for Europe
[Sky Sports]

Kaka rules out a move to Madrid or the Premier League
[Goal.com]