Wayward Inter striker lands another Brazilian beauty

Alleged Inter Milan striker Adriano isn’t skiving off work because of his addiction to sexy parties, but because he is “heartbroken” after splitting with fiancé Joana Machado.

If Rio newspaper O Dia is to be believed, however, the Brazilian has rebounded spectacularly with model and “funk dancer” Ellen Cardoso, who goes by the moniker ‘Mulher Moranguinho’ (’Strawberry Woman’) in her home country.

Despite what Adriano may have told his employers about his personal life, she recently said:

“We are very happy. It is a relationship unlike any other. We all hope it works out.”

Spoiler bonus: It seems that Brazilians are fascinated with Miss Cardoso’s derriere…

[Mad props to Ben at 101GG for making us aware of Adriano’s new lady friend]