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John Pantsil’s £10,000 cash bonus for marking Ronaldo raises eyebrows
[Dirty Tackle]

Video: Joe Cole’s insightful punditry
[Kickette]

Roque Santa Cruz won’t play for Blackburn again
[Daily Mail]

Sepp Blatter wants to get British MPs on board for his ridiculous plans
[Football365]

Aston Villa target Joleon Lescott & Micah Richards
[Goal.com]