Bundesliga beauty speaks of Frenchman’s ‘charm’

Croatian singer, model, socialite and writer Nives Celzijus has gained a huge following in Germany since her husband Dino Drpić joined Karlsruher SC. Her fame has arisen from a combination of steamy photoshoots, sexy claims (such as her claim that she boffed her husband on the pitch where England lost a vital Euro 2008 qualifier), and her regular column for newspaper Bild.

Nives usually uses her column inches in Europe’s biggest newspaper to single out the most attractive players in the Bundesliga, and her most recent is no expception.

Firstly, she calls attention to players with long hair: apparently, the likes of Andriy Voronin cannot get away with a long mane, but handsome devils like Nesta or Nuno Gomes can pull it off.

She also says that she finds the “brown-burned skin” of Tim Wiese and Luca Toni very sexy, because it reminds her of “sand beaches and passionate embraces in the flat water”. Coincidentally, it reminds us of the very same thing.

The most surprising name in her hotness assessment, however, is Franck Ribery:

“Perhaps he does not have proportional features, but he omits an unbelievable radiance.

“I find Ribéry’s look very charming, because it really fits his wild temper. However, he would look better with a nice white Hollywood smile.”

Spoiler bonus: More of Nives here