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Like any pensioner, Alex Ferguson really hates missing the bus
[Off The Post]

Pies! She lives once more!
[Who Ate All The Pies]

Paul Gascoigne discusses Newcastle’s plight and much more
[Daily Mail]

Gemma Atkinson resists Diego Maradona’s charms
[Unprofessional Foul]

Carlos Tevez says he would “like to go to Spain”
[Goal.com]

Italian clubs look to start a Premier League-style top flight
[The Offside]