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If Chelsea fans feel hard done by, spare a thought for Hamburg, who were denied a UEFA Cup final place by a piece of paper
[Off The Post]

Adriano - who felt the need to tattoo his name on his forearm - is back in the game
[Dirty Tackle]

Theo Walcott earns a brand new £60k-a-week contract
[Daily Mail]

Contrary to popular opinion, John Terry is a true gent
[Pies]

The bookies bring bad news for Newcastle
[The Guardian]

Rugby WAG Kelly Brook poses for Nuts
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