Ratboy turns up for Chelsea captains’ lap of honour
Several months ago, a small aggressive man with rat-like features went missing from the north east. His last known employer was Newcastle Utd football club, and he was last seen in the company of a rotund cockney. Thankfully, The Spoiler’s manhunt is now over*, as Dennis Wise was yesterday spotted on the playing surface at Stamford Bridge.
Following the victory over Blackburn, the world’s favourite person named Dennis Wise (well, second favourite if you count fictional ex-cons who run Baltimore boxing clubs) performed a lap of honour with John Terry, Ron ‘Chopper’ Harris and Roy Bentley. Chelsea’s most successful captains were honouring Bentley’s 85th birthday, giving the majority of the home crowd their first ever glimpse of players who played at Stamford Bridge before 2003.
*Technically, the manhunt was over in March, when the popular former Newcastle Executive Director made a public appearance in Swindon for the Christian Roberts Testimonial in a fetching pink kit. But let’s not get technical, OK?
Spoiler bonus: Here’s thirteen-year-old Wisey on Record Breakers.
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5 responses so far
1 M // May 18, 2009 at 11:14 am
Going down going down going down…
Down with the Borough you’re going down with the Borough!
2 Scott // May 18, 2009 at 11:21 am
Ryan Bailey?
Wonder who you support you bitter, bitter man.
3 Liam // May 18, 2009 at 11:58 am
Dennis Wise is a legend and a true football man.
It’s been proved he was too good for Newcastle
as he knows what he’s doing.Imagine taking
Millwall to the cup final with no resources.They
should have made him manager instead of a man
who’s never managed.
4 Simon // May 18, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Ah, there it is look. History, Roy Bentley, Chopper, Wise. Hmmm, i thought we didn’t have any, thats what everyone tells me anyway…
5 Harry Eckersley // May 18, 2009 at 1:33 pm
OH DENNIS WISE SCORED A F***ING GREAT GOAL AT THE SAN SIRO, 10 MINUTES TO GO… what’s Newcastle’s next excuse going to be if they get relegated!