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Following a 2-0 victory, this Norwegian mascot found the perfect way to rub defeat into an opposing player’s face
[Off The Post]

Sergio Ramos transcends the rules of society that suggest people should wear shirts
[ONTD]

Danielle Lloyd almost loses her leg after getting legless
[The Sun]

Boring Bulgarian striker to be name dropped on Coronation St
[Pies]

The Newcastle exodus begins
[Tribal Football]

Captain Caveman-alike Carles Puyol puts pressure on Utd
[Daily Mail]

The Rome alcohol ban is going well
[Goal.com]

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