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Some Italian guy holds Chelsea’s brand new shirt
[Chelsea OS]

Sunderland and Wigan agree £3m compensation for Steve Bruce
[Daily Mail]

Cluj’s Andres de Souza pitches a tent
[Kickette]

David Beckham is finally heading back to Americaland
[The Telegraph]

Real Madrid have €250m to spend - that’s a lot of Cristiano Ronaldos
[Goal.com]

It seems to be raining shit on Danielle Lloyd right now - she’s just been burgled
[The Sun]