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Vintage YouTube: Jimmy Greaves tries his hand at wrestling in 1986
[Guardian via Pies]

The 2009 FIFA Congress was held in the Bahamas - that must have been gruelling for the attendees
[The Offside]

Milan and Barca are trying to take Nemanja Vidic away from smelly rainy Manchester
[Daily Mail]

Carlo Ancelotti is going to a nunnery
[Dirty Tackle]

Are 92 tattoos of autographs from your favourite sporting heroes excessive? Maybe a little
[Deadspin]

Manchester City target Peruvian midfielder Roberto Merino, aka ‘Little Maradona’
[Goal.com]

behind the scenes of Abbey Clancy’s new viral video
[YouTube]