Swedish striker is worth his weight in platinum-encrusted gold dipped in printer ink, apparently

Yesterday, the Rumour Mill was alive with whispers that Inter Milan’s Zlatan ‘I always choke during big games’ Ibrahimovic had sealed a move to Barcelona. His agent Mino Raiola, however, has assured us this is not the case, and has insisted the Swedish striker is in fact the worth more than the two most expensive players in the world combined:

“Ibrahimovic is worth the same amount as Kaka and Cristiano put together.”

Raiola also claimed that pigeons were conspiring against him, and that on his planet, it rains peanut M&Ms.

[Quote: Goal.com via Dirty Tackle]