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South Africa’s Bernard Parker enjoys the best miss of his career at the Confederations Cup
[Off The Post]

Internazionale are confident of landing Deco and Ricardo Carvalho
[The Independent]

Cheryl Cole looking good on holiday
[News of the World]

Michael Owen over-estimates himself in a glossy brochure designed for prospective employers
[Pies]

Zlatan Ibrahimovic: yours for a mere €90m
[Sport.co.uk]

Holiday buddies: Djibril Cissé and Samir Nasri in Miami
[Kickette]

Cristiano Ronaldo takes a weight off of Zinedine Zidane’s shoulders
[Goal.com]

Wolves preapre for the Premier League by signing Serbian defensive midfielder Nenad Milijas
[ITV]