The art film star who turned a Saint into a sinner

The Spoiler has never seen pornographic material before (ahem) but our smutty friends at Unprofessional Foul lead us to believe that Eva Angelina is a hardcore American bongo actress.

She earns WAG status for her marriage to fellow grot actor Danny Mountain (it’s his real name, we’re assured), a Brit who won praise from Alan Ball while at Southampton, but who was forced to turn to the world of boffing people for money when injury ended his football career.

Danny met California girl Eva “at work”, and claims they instantly fell in love. They married in December 2007 and a year later had a daughter named Silvi.

Unfortunately, Mr Mountain appears to have moved from the list of “lucky people who are married to attractive sexually liberal ladies” to the list of “detestable humans who engage in domestic violence“.

Spoiler bonus: In what is surely her only SFW video on the entire internet, Eva shows us her impressive drinking skills…

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