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The one who isn’t the fat one in Gavin & Stacey is making light of Newcastle via Twitter
[Off The Post]

Feyenoord fans didn’t like their new kit, so they completely changed it
[The Offside]

Robinho suggests Kaka’s taste in music is even worse than Ronaldo’s
[Pies]

Abbey Clancy and her bikini make Italy a better place
[The Sun]

Interestment’s Football Window Watch: Liverpool edition
[Interestment]

Atletico Madrid insist Sergio Aguero is not for sale
[Football365]

…OK, he is for sale, but he’s very expensive
[Daily Mail]

Italian WAG Sara Tommasi is an expert in bikini wearing
[On205th]

Alan Hutton to Everton
[Goal.com]