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Bloomberg illustrate a story about “Santana” and the Premier League with Cristiano Ronaldo and Christian Dailly - two players who don’t play in the Premier League
[101GG]

Maradona’s grandson sports the latest range in baby wigs
[Dirty Tackle]

Philippe Mexes plays down rumours of a transfer to Chelsea
[Sky Sports]

Manchester Utd may offer Nani as part of the Antonio Valencia deal
[EatSleepSport]

Chantelle Houghton does Paris Hilton
[The Sun]