We’ve all had a jolly good chuckle at Michael Owen and his ridiculous Hull-baiting 32-page glossy brochure, but now that the injury prone striker will be poiting his chopper at Carrington every morning, it is clear to see who has had the last laugh.

While The Spoiler is delighted to see the former England star get another chance on the big stage, clearly some Manchester Utd fans are a little underwhelmed by their star summer signing. The Liverpool lovers over at Republik of Mancunia have re-written the lyrics to Deep Blue Something’s ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’, based on the fact that Owen agreed a deal over breakfast with Fergie, following a passionate night of lovemaking.