10 responses so far

• 1 robertgreen // Jul 8, 2009 at 10:46 am

  A fan website did this as a joke. ”Emmanuel Adebayor produces a Michael Owen style brochure” = Rubbish

• 2 Ryan Bailey // Jul 8, 2009 at 11:02 am

  Thanks for clearing that one up, robertgreen.

  We were quite fooled by convincing pitches such as “He is a tender and considerate lover”.

• 3 Marco // Jul 8, 2009 at 11:23 am

  Kanu died in 2007, god that part killed me

• 4 Joe // Jul 8, 2009 at 2:44 pm

  I don’t know what was funnier; the mock-brochure or robertgreen’s response.

• 5 fourstar // Jul 8, 2009 at 3:01 pm

  Joe: I do :)

• 6 Lenny // Jul 9, 2009 at 2:33 am

  Anyone will want to sign the most fertile striker on the planet….

• 7 anthony // Jul 9, 2009 at 6:06 am

  unless you’re talking “fertile” as in “soil”, then you’re mistake.

• 8 Marco // Jul 9, 2009 at 10:26 am

  WIFI Enable, Fond of Godzilla…good god i can’t stop laughing at the brochure…and here i was thinking that arsenal fans were semi-retarded

• 9 Gaz // Jul 9, 2009 at 11:00 am

  I think this is class. The telephone number cracked me up. (Ask for Trev) Ha ha!

• 10 Bob // Jul 9, 2009 at 7:56 pm

  ‘Backwards compatible’. Fantastic.