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OMG! Sepp Blatter Failz! LOL! ROFL! Etc!
[Dirty Tackle]

Messi wants Fabregas and Mascherano to join him at Barcelona
[Sky Sports]

Follow us on Twitter like all the other cool kids
[Twitter]

Top ten disgraceful football mullets
[Pies]

FC Lorient compete with Everton for ‘ugliest new kit for 2009/10′ award
[The Offside]

Some pretty convincing evidence that Jermaine Pennant is planning a move to Spain
[Off The Post]

Tottenham WAG Danielle Lloyd’s latest photoshoot (NSFW)
[The Sun]