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Franck Ribery is the subject of this week’s Guardian Gallery

David Beckham continues his US charm offensive on The Today Show
[YouTube]

Frank Lampard and a couple of very immodest young ladies are having fun in Ibiza
[The Sun]

Footballer-turned-pornstar Eva Roob wants to clean your car (NSFW)
[Dirty Tackle]

Somehow, a thief managed to get away with this NFL star’s car without being noticed
[Deadspin]

Groom-to-be Peter Crouch has flown to Sunderland after Portsmouth accepted their £12m bid
[Football365]

Mark Hughes says there has been interest in City’s downmarket version of John Terry
[Sky Sports]